12 Things To Do In A Wal-Mart While Your Significant Other Is Shopping

The following list is courtesy of  @aThumper on Twitter.

12. Go into a fitting room and yell loudly, "Hey! We're out of toilet paper in here!"


11.  Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.


10. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.


9. Set up a tent in the camping department & tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.


8. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.


7. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.


6. Set all the alarm clocks in housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals.


5. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"


4. While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are.


3. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from "Mission Impossible."


2. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.


And…..


1. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through say, "PICK ME! PICK ME!"

Hey, I figure if you're gonna shop at Wal-Mart, you may as well find ways to enjoy it! Feel free to add your own in the comments and share the link to this post.

Cheers!