FireFox, dear FireFox, why must you piss me off...

So, as most of you who haven’t been hiding under a rock for the last week should know, Mozilla’s flagship browser FireFox has been updated to the latest and greatest version. This brings the version number of this favorite among browsers to 14.

One would think that at version 14 that Mozilla would have figured out how to add features and fix bugs without introducing a host of new issues, but this, as I always fear, was not the case.

While I have only put the browser through its paces on a fraction of my weekly requirements, I have already discovered a glaring issue. One so troubling to my Alpha-Nerd self that I felt compelled to post it here in the hopes of not only warning others of the issue, but also making myself feel a little better in the process.

The issue of which I speak concerns using the browser in conjunction with the MacDaddy of all screen readers NVDA (Non-Visual Desktop Access) http://www.nvda-project.org and any WordPress site management tool. In my case, I speak of the WP Admin tool for websites offered by most decent hosting providers (I use/recommend Netfirms http://www.netfirms.com). The first glaring issue is that the NVDA cursor tends to get thrown around the page, seemingly at random. This is extremely irritating, but not a game-breaker for me, as I can usually get back to where I was going without much difficulty. The second issue, however, is more troubling. When composing a new post (which is how the Geeks On A Leash podcast is posted) immediately upon pressing the “Publish” button, FireFox crashes and must be reopened. Again, this wouldn’t be too much of a concern if not for it’s interesting side effect of posting the new post multiple times, necessitating a foray into the post listing to delete the duplicates. Lastly, and most irritating of all is the shiny new browser’s inability or refusal to play content using the embedded WordPress media player. You can mash on the “Play” buttons until your fingers rot to no avail. While this does not affect the majority of our listeners who listen to the Geeks On A Leash podcast via iTunes or other podcast management software, it is a major concern for our listeners who listen via the website (http://www.geeksonaleash.com) and use FireFox with their screen reader.

Well, I feel a little better having vented my frustration with this issue here, but rest assured, I’ll still be pursuing the issue in more official channels.

Until then, may your glass be full and your inbox empty!

Woof!

Blogger kills its own accessibility…

My purpose in writing this post is twofold:

1.) It has been brought to my attention that I have been neglecting my duties here. I therefore decided to pop in for a spell and pinch off a few nuggets of thoughts to share with you, my adoring (if small) audience.

2) It has recently (like about 30min ago as of this writing) come to my attention that the lovely, caring & accessibility oriented folks at Google (read that sarcasm there?) have updated the Blogger interface, making it mostly inaccessible to screen reader users on both the Windows and Mac platforms.
While this in no way surprises me given Google's hideous track record for accessibility, it does piss me off a good bit. I'm beginning to believe that Google and Facebook would make great partners in unscrupulous fornication due to their tendency to screw things up the minute they actually start to work in a partially satisfactory manner.

All this being said, Blogger is still accessible for us blind types via the iOS app as evidenced by my posting this for your reading pleasure.

If following this as it unfolds doesn't drive me batty, I may post updates in the comments below.

Until then Blogger/Google, consider your ass in the doghouse!

Woof!


- Posted using BlogPress from my jailbroken iPhone4S running iOS 5.0.1. Suck it Android!

200 Things About Me

The following is an interesting list of questions sent to me by a friend.

I encourage you to share them and share your answers in the comments below (if it will allow comments that long).

200: My middle name is: It’s a secret cause I hate it!

199: I was born in: 1976 in Tucson, AZ.

198: I am really: Wanting to be done with school.

197: My cellphone company is: Verizon

196: My eye color is: Blue

195: My shoe size is: 11

194: My ring size is: 10 I think (maybe 9 now, not sure).

193: My height is: 5ft, 11in.

192: I am allergic to: Penicillin & whiners.

191: My 1st car was: 1992 Mitsubishi Mirage.

190: My 1st job was: Chef at Samurai (Japanese Restaurant) :D.

189: Last book you read: “Steve Jobs” by Walter Isaacson.

188: My bed is: A burgundy sea of memory foam! :D

187: My pet: and I haven’t met yet… L

186: My favorite shampoo: AXE moisturizing with Tea Tree Oil.

185: Piggy banks are: Too noisy/difficult to sneak change out of when you’re a kid. ;)

184: In my pockets: My iPhone 4S 64GB and a bottle of Hydrocodone!

183: On my calendar: Not much ‘til 1/17/12… ;)

182: Marriage is: Supposed to be for better or worse, in sickness and in health, ‘til death do you part…

179: SpongeBob can: Double as a feminine hygiene product!

178: My mom: was lost to me far too early in life… (1^st day of High School)

177: The last three cd's I bought were? Newsboys, Kutless & Stellar Kart!

176: Last YouTube video watched: “Armada Latina” by Cypress Hill featuring Marc Anthony & PitBull.

175: How many cousins do you have? NO clue…

173: Are your parents divorced? My Mom is dead and I never knew who my male genetic material donor was. (Being a father is more than providing sperm).

172: Are you taller than your mom? Yup, she was only 4’11”.

171: Do you play an instrument? once upon a time, thinking of playing guitar again. ;)e

170: What did you do yesterday? Ran errands and recorded an interview for a radio show.

[ I Believe In ]

169: Love at first sight: Love, no. Attraction/infatuation, yes.

168: Luck: sometimes

167: Fate: Yes, God has a purpose for each of us, that is our “fate”.

166: Yourself: Always, if I don’t believe in something & my ability to do it, I shouldn’t be doing it.

165: Aliens: Not as portrayed by movies/TV.

164: Heaven: Undoubtedly!

163: Hell: Ayup…

162: God: Absolutely!!

161: Horoscopes: Lame!

160: Soul mates: Yes.

159: Ghosts: Not really…

158: Gay Marriage: Is NOT for me haha

157: War: Sucks, but is sometimes unavoidable.

156: Orbs:WTH??

155: Magic: Only the magic of Christmas & the laughter of children!

[ This or That ]

154: Hugs or Kisses: Why not both?

153: Drunk or High: Neither really anymore, grew out of that…

152: Phone or Online: Depends on situation.

151: Red heads or Black haired: Red, black, white or brown, they’re all beautiful!!!

150: Blondes or Brunettes: See above, LOL!

149: Hot or cold: Depends. Tea? Weather? Pizza? ;)

148: Summer or winter: summer

147: Autumn or Spring: Both, mild is nice!

146: Chocolate or vanilla: Butter Pecan?

145: Night or Day: Night

144: Oranges or apples? Fruit salad!

145: Curly or Straight hair: No preference.

142: McDonalds or Burger King: Umm, Hamburger Stand…

141: White Chocolate or Milk Chocolate: Milk, but both have their place.

140: Mac or PC: I use both, linux as well.

139: Flip flops or high heels: Umm… You prolly don’t wanna see me in either! ;)

138: Ugly and rich OR Sexy and poor: Doesn’t matter, it’s what’s in your heart and mind that matter!

137: Coke or Pepsi: Iced Tea, I don’t drink soda…

136: Hillary or Obama: neither

135: Buried or cremated: Cremated, after donating organs!

134: Singing or Dancing: Umm, you prolly don’t want me to do either! ;)

133: Coach or Chanel: Ummm….

132: Kat McPhee or Taylor Hicks: Hicks for voice, but McPhee was drop-dead gorgeous!

131: Small town or Big city: Depends on my mood…

130: Wal-Mart or Target: Wally world, WalMartians are funny!

129: Ben Stiller or Adam Sandler: Seth Rogen!

128: Manicure or Pedicure: Pedicure, it would only cost me half as much! (sick humor!)

127: East Coast or West Coast: West! (Better Sushi!!!)

126: Your Birthday or Christmas: Christmas fo’ sho’ !

125: Chocolate or Flowers: Depends on what I did this time. ;)

124: Disney or Six Flags: Whatever, just get me on a coaster!

123: Yankees or Red Sox: how about football, B-Ball or Hockey instead?

[ Here's What I Think About ]

122: War: I’d rather not, but if it’s unavoidable, let’s at least do it right and get it over quickly.

121: George Bush: Depends, we talking junior or senior?

120: Gay Marriage: is kind of an oxymoron IMHO (speaking biblically, it’s actually only a “union”)

119: The presidential election: scares me… Can I vote for my favorite pair of sweats instead?

118: Abortion: Pro-Life and no one can change my mind ever!

117: MySpace: is where musicians go to die.

116: Reality TV: 99% Horse crap…

115: Parents: are a treasure…

114: Back stabbers: disappointing.

113: eBay: Useful and fun!

112: Sex: one of the most amazing, intimate experiences 2 married people can share!

111: Work: isn’t going to do itself, go put boots to asses!

110: My Neighbors: are really nice.

109: Gas Prices: are manageable if you know our tricks! :D

108: Designer Clothes: Not worth the cost of their packaging!

107: College: I’ve met the most awesome people! (you know who you are!)

106: Sports: Awesome! (Football, B-Ball, Hockey, MMA)

105: My family: My little girls are the major source of light and joy in my life!

104: The future: is what you make it.

[ Last time I ]

103: Hugged someone: Just a few minutes ago!

102: Last time you ate: Right now. ;)

101: Saw someone I haven't seen in a while: Umm, well, loaded question for me…

100: Cried in front of someone: Been a while.

99: Went to a movie theater: When Lion King came back to theaters.

98: Took a vacation: A long, long time…

97: Swam in a pool: Been years…

96: Changed a diaper: A few years…

95: Got my nails done: Uh… Yeah… Not so much…

94: Went to a wedding: Not since my own…

93: Broke a bone: Never.

92: Got a piercing: A few months ago.

91: Broke the law: Um… *glances around nervously* :P

90: Texted: This morning.

[ MISC ]

89: Who makes you laugh the most: My girls.

88: Something I will really miss when I leave home is: I left home 16 years ago. Miss lots of stuff…

87: The last movie I saw: It’s A Wonderful Life 4 or 5 days ago.

86: The thing that I'm looking forward to the most: Each new day I’m blessed to wake up and be a dad!

85: The thing I'm not looking forward to: Waking up each day and still being blind and diabetic… (hey, we’re being truthful here, right?)

84: People call me: Inspirational, but I don’t see it… ^_^

83: The most difficult thing to do is: Be alone…

82: I have gotten a speeding ticket: Yup, a long, long time ago in a state far, far away. ;)

81: My zodiac sign is: Dunno, was Sagittarius, not sure anymore… Doesn’t really matter anyway.

80: The first person I talked to today was: Heather Reed

79: First time you had a crush: 6^th grade, my teacher Ms. Newcomb. She was a hot blonde California beach girl!

78: The one person who I can't hide things from: Not sure, I’m pretty good at sealing stuff away inside… (not a good thing I realize)

77: Last time someone said something you were thinking: Almost every time I talk to Ivan or Debbie on Skype.

76: Right now I am talking to: Just my keyboard occasionally… ;)

75: What are you going to do when you grow up: Just be the best Daddy I can be for my little girls!

74: I have/will get a job: that I enjoy and can be proud of at the end of the day.

73: Tomorrow: am having waffles for breakfast! Omnomnom!

72: Today: is almost over…

71: Next Summer: I will be taking classes to get ahead in my degree…

70: Next Weekend: BBQ Time!!

69: I have these pets: None at the moment…

68: The worst sound in the world: Self-absorbed people whining about their lives…

67: The person that makes me cry the most is: ????

66: People that make you happy: My daughters.

65: Last time I cried: I always get all sniffly during “It’s A Wonderful Life”! *sheepish grin*

64: My friends are: Beautiful, inside and out! :)

63: My computer is: a beast of a machine that I built myself!

62: My School: Casper College… For now…

61: My Car: 2003 Chevy Venture.

60: I lose all respect for people who: are fake.

59: The movie I cried at was: See above…

58: Your hair color is: Brown.

57: TV shows you watch: Not much really… Currently watching BBC’s “Merlin”.

56: Favorite web site: http://www.geeksonaleash.com

55: Your dream vacation: Tortola, British Virgin Islands!

54: The worst pain I was ever in was: Um, tough call, but my current ordeal is right up there… (Amputations hurt more than a little)…

53: How do you like your steak cooked: Medium-Rare.

52: My room is: Far smaller than I’d like it to be. ;)

51: My favorite celebrity is: Tough call between Alyssa Milano & Sandra Bullock, they are both sweet, amazing, genuine people.

50: Where would you like to be: A leper colony on Malaga… I’d be the most handsome guy there! (anyone get the movie reference?)

49: Do you want children: Been there, got the T-Shirt! ;)

48: Ever been in love: A couple times…

46: More guy friends or girl friends: Pretty close, but more ladies I think…

45: One thing that makes you feel great is: Getting a hug and an “I love you” from my girls!

44: One person that you wish you could see right now: My buddy Ben…

43: Do you have a 5 year plan: A somewhat malleable one…

42: Have you made a list of things to do before you die: Yup, crossed a few of them off as well!

41: Have you pre-named your children: Prolly not having any more…

40: Last person I got mad at: My roomy in the hospital… What a dingleberry…

39: I would like to move to: Somewhere warmer eventually… Like back to Arizona!

38: I wish I was a professional: musician…

[ My Favorites ]

37: Candy: 3 Musketeers

36: Vehicle: The McLaren F1!

35: President: anyone but the current one! I was a big fan of Reagan.

34: State visited: North Carolina.

33: Cellphone provider: T-Mobile.

32: Athlete: Retired: Michael Jordan. Current: Derrick Rose.

31: Actor: Jimmy Stewart.

30: Actress: Sandra Bullock, always crushed on her!

29: Singer: I like so many, but Bob Seger is ageless!

28: Band: Def Leppard & The Beatles.

27: Clothing store: American Eagle, but usually just Wally’s or Target…

26: Grocery store: Locally: Smith’s, Ever: Haggen’s in Oregon.

25: TV show: CSI, the original one. ;)

24: Movie: With Honors!

23: Website: We covered this earlier, but: http://www.geeksonaleash.com...

22: Animal: Frogs.

21: Theme park: The Six-Flags in St. Louis, MO!

20: Holiday: Christmas!

19: Sport to watch: Football!

18: Sport to play: Mixed Martial Arts.

17: Magazine: Maximum PC.

16: Book: Anything written by Mr. Raymond E. Feist!!!

15: Day of the week: Wednesday, cause it is the only day that sounds different than the rest in German (Mittwoch)…

14: Beach: Tortola, British Virgin Islands!

13: Concert attended: Newsboys, Kutless & Stellar Kart in Eugene, Oregon!

12: Thing to cook: Anything Japanese! (I even brew my own Teriyaki Sauce!)

11: Food: Japanese, specifically Sushi!

10: Restaurant: Locally: Poor Boy’s, Ever: This little Irish place on the island of Gibraltar.

9: Radio station: Locally: 107.9 The River, In general: FM99 in Norfolk, Virginia.

8: Yankee candle scent: No clue… I like cinnamon or Pachoulle (spelling?) if they have those.

7: Perfume: IDK something that doesn't smell like ass!

6: Flower: Lillies/anything that smells nice.

5: Color: Again, we covered this earlier, but it’s green.

4: Talk show host: Rachael Ray.

3: Comedian: Many, but a huge fan of Jeff Dunham and Gabriel Iglesias!

2: Dog breed: Great Dane.

1: Will you copy and paste as your status?: Duh, were you dropped on your head as a child? ;)

Population Vs. Environment

The following is what I submitted for my final writing assignment for my Sociology 1000 class. We were challenged to write a 1 page, double spaced paper on our thoughts regarding How population effects the environment in both wealthy and poor areas. We were also to provide our thoughts on how to best protect the environment.

Enjoy!

In the battle of humanity versus the environment, one thing is clear: the World will win. That being said, we seem to be doing our best to cause as much damage as possible. We can clearly see this when we look at environmental issues in wealthy countries such as the U.S. and other developed nations. A prime example is our inability to eat most of the fish that we can catch in the wilds of our fair country. Every state has at least some limitations to the amount of wild fish that can be safely consumed due to mercury contamination. In the poorer, less developed countries of the world this is less prevalent as industry and population centers have not caused as much environmental contamination.

I believe the best thing we, as a society, can do to limit the degradation of our environmental quality is to be more conscious of the effect we are having on our environment. We need to closely monitor both the rate at which we are consuming fossil fuels as well as better understanding and managing the effect the processing and use of these fuels have on our environment. The search for better alternatives to these energy sources is also a vital endeavor. This is true for two reasons. We can not ignore the ramifications of the use of current fossil fuels. We must also be prepared that these natural resources will not last forever. In the end however, I do believe that the final score will be World 1, Humanity 0.

12 Things To Do In A Wal-Mart While Your Significant Other Is Shopping

The following list is courtesy of  @aThumper on Twitter.

12. Go into a fitting room and yell loudly, "Hey! We're out of toilet paper in here!"


11.  Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.


10. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.


9. Set up a tent in the camping department & tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.


8. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.


7. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.


6. Set all the alarm clocks in housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals.


5. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"


4. While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are.


3. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from "Mission Impossible."


2. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.


And…..


1. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through say, "PICK ME! PICK ME!"

Hey, I figure if you're gonna shop at Wal-Mart, you may as well find ways to enjoy it! Feel free to add your own in the comments and share the link to this post.

Cheers!

Greatest Customer Service eMail EVER! #woot

I got this email today and laughed so hard I had to share it!


Dear rwnutjob, 

Welcome to the warm embrace of Woot, the first, best, and most hygienic daily deal site! Sit still a 
minute because you need to know this stuff:

• You're now a registered member of all four of our sites: woot.com, shirt.woot.com,
  wine.woot.com and sellout.woot.com. Don't be alarmed. We'll explain more
  later.
• Typical orders take up to 5 business days to ship from our warehouse (except for overnight
  t-shirt orders, which go out sooner, and wine orders, which take longer). If you order an item
  during peak times like a Woot-Off, it can take a little longer. Once we ship it, delivery time to
  your door depends on FedEx or SmartPost.
• Once the item ships out, you can access your tracking data by going to Your Account and
  clicking on the order number. If you have a problem receiving your order, or you receive the
  wrong item, contact service@woot.com.
• If you receive your item and it doesn't work, contact the manufacturer first. They made the junk.
  Let them deal with it. If they turn out to be total tools, contact service@woot.com and we'll
  grudgingly provide some further assistance.
• If you receive your item and decide you don't like it, take it to eBay or pawn it off on one of
  your so-called friends. We don't want it, either.

That goes for Woot.com and all of the sites in the Woot.com family. There's some specific stuff 
you might want to know about each of the others. And here it comes now. 

Shirt.woot - Check the size chart, check the size chart, check the size chart. It's at the bottom of the 
product description for each sale. If you order the wrong size, we won't take it back - your only option 
is to gain or lose weight so it fits, possibly including painful, costly cosmetic surgery. If you want your 
overnight order the next day, place it by noon Central time. International orders generally take about 3-
4 weeks to arrive. Looking for an old shirt design? If you're lucky, it'll still be for sale via our
Reckoning page. If you're somewhat less lucky, it might turn up as one of our weekly Shirt.Woot 
Classics. If you think your one-year-old can design a better shirt, encourage your 
one-year-old to enter the Derby, our weekly design competition. That $1,000 prize can buy a lot of 
Binkies.
http://shirt.woot.com/derby/
http://shirt.woot.com/Blog/?cat=reckoning
http://shirt.woot.com/WhatIsWoot.aspx


Wine.woot - First, don't get your hopes up: wine orders can only be shipped to certain states, so read 
the entire list of eligible states before you print up the invitations to your wine party and place your 
order. Ineligible orders will be cancelled and refunded. If you do complete your order and receive the 
tracking data, make sure you give it some time to update. It won't be uncommon for it to take a little 
while for real, actual data to show up. You might call the data "late" - we prefer to think of it as "aged".
http://wine.woot.com/WhatIsWoot.aspx 

Sellout.woot - Don't be confused or disoriented by the redirect when you visit the site - we just have to 
run you through Yahoo! Shopping before you come back to Woot turf. It's perfectly normal. You should 
know that we actually sell things here at times that could partner nicely with items from the regular 
Woot website, giving you a chance to have your cake and eat it, and then take a bite of another guy's 
cake when he's not looking, and mmmm...cake...is this email almost over? We're getting hungry.
http://sellout.woot.com/WhatIsWoot.aspx 

Kids.woot - Keep in mind that Kids.Woot is a site that sells childrens' products, not necessarily a place 
you'd want your kids hanging out. We make every effort to monitor the content and activity in our 
message boards, but you should approach Kids.Woot with the same circumspection you'd bring to any 
other adult-oriented site. Well, not "adult-oriented" in the nasty sense. We just mean it's for mature 
audiences only. But not "mature" as in- ah, forget it, you know what we mean.
http://kids.woot.com/WhatIsWoot.aspx 

Bear with us a moment more and we can all get on with our lives. If you email service@woot.com, 
make sure you include your order number and/or username. We'd hate to have to track you down 
through other, less savory means. And this last bit of information is critical: when you look at your 
order history and panic because you don't see an order you placed, make sure you are logged into the 
Woot site you purchased it from. Your Wine.Woot orders won't show up in your order history if you're 
looking at it on Shirt.Woot, and so on. And you'll be upset, and we'll be upset, and we'll each say things 
we don't mean, and even though we'll eventually work it all out, things will never be the same between 
us again. 

Last but certainly not least, happy Wooting! 

Woot Member Services

Cultural and Religious Implications for Healthcare

While I realize this is a bit off topic for me, it is something that we've been discussing in my Assistive Technology curriculum and I wanted to share a bit. So indulge me! :P

The acceptance of refusal of an individual to follow a healthcare or treatment regimen has been an issue as long as there has been organized healthcare. When someone who has been duly informed of the possible repercussions and consequences of their informed choice to accept or reject treatment, then I believe they have the right to make that decision. However, when the patient is a child and the decision must be made for them, my feelings take a sharp turn. For a child to be made to suffer or be faced with even more dangerous consequences due to a belief they may not even understand is simply wrong. I understand the parents need to make informed consent decisions for their children, but when those decisions are clearly not in the best interest of the child's general health and welfare, it is necessary for an outside agency to step in and advocate for them.

Many factors, including cultural and religious beliefs or teachings can play a role in determining whether or not someone may accept a prescribed course of treatment. Some examples that come to mind are certain Native American beliefs regarding the use of some types of radiological imaging and exploratory procedures. A major controversy that is currently ongoing is the discussions over the use of Stem Cell Research by various religious groups. These are some drastic examples, but the issue can also be as simple as a (in my opinion) misguided parent refusing to vaccinate a child against possibly horrific, life threatening diseases such as Polio or SmallPox. Many of these parents dilusionally believe that they are protecting their children against a greater evil, such as those that believe the MMR vaccination causes Autism.

I, as a general rule, refuse to take prescribed narcotics unless the pain or discomfort I am experiencing is simply too much to bear. I do not like the side effects these drugs have on me and I would rather avoid them if at all possible.

The statements I have made here do have to be taken in the context of an individual patients case however. There can be any number of extenuating circumstances that can influence the decision to accept or reject treatment. An example that comes to mind is a child who has been unsuccessfully battling crippling cancer for years and is being prescribed yet another excruciatingly painful series of treatments that only have a 5% chance of having any benefit. In this case, I can see the family questioning the wisdom of what they see as a torturous existence. While this is an extreme example, it demonstrates the need for health care professionals to treat individual patients, not just a condition on a chart.

Cheers til next time!